"One... Two... Three... Do It!"

"[cross-eyed and with slight lisp] Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? Is that why you treat us …"

"Do what? GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about a…"

"[refusing Captain Grady's bribe] I'm all highway."

"Liter is French for give me some fuckin' cola or I'll break vous's fuckin' lip!"

"I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!"

"I just lost a buck... to myself!"

"I'll take six schlitzes... or whatever's free."

"YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"