"[to Erin Grant] Hey, you only got two hours! That's what the judge ruled right there from that bench! [referring to A…"

"Thank you. Thank you. You're too kind. You're too kind. What a privilege for me to be here with you good people tonig…"

"Shayna Fox as the voice of Amy"

"Frank Welker as the gorilla vocal effects"

"Gary A. Hecker & Peter Elliott provide the gorilla vocalization"

"Are you serving that ape a martini?"

"[before signing out and destroying the satellite] This is for you, Charlie."

"Do you remember what I told you? That if I ever found out you sent me here for some diamond... and NOT for Charlie...…"

"In my life I have heard many a bizarre story. Many a bizarre story containing bizarre truth."

"[introducing himself] Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania, free now of the chains of Ceauçescu, traveling the worl…"