"A man that's fond precociously of stirring, Must be a spoon."

"I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth"

"There is no spoon."

"You spoony bard!"

"What did the fork say to the spoon? Who was that ladle I saw you with last night? That was no ladle that was my knife!"

"Do you know that's the third spoon I've heard drop this month?"

"And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue, and the Man in the Moon When you coming home Dad?…"

"Check it out, Guys. I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection... if it weren't for my spoons, I'd probably go…"

"You there! What the hell is this?"

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon."