"You wanted to go through the looking glass. How was it? Was it more fun than miniature golf?"

"Honey, you got all the slack in the world until I leave this room. Then I'm gonna zero you out."

"There was a king, and he had a daughter, and she was abducted. The king, he swore to protect her, but while he was in…"

"There's an Army depending on us for the truth. You can lie to anyone else. Never lie to a Ranger."

"Agent Jones: Do you wanna gossip or do you wanna shoot somebody?"

"Val Kilmer - Master Gunnery Sergeant John / Bobby Scott"

"Tia Texada - Sergeant Jacqueline Black"

"Kristen Bell - First Daughter Laura Newton"

"Lionel Mark Smith - Colonel Blane"

"It's all in the mind, sergeant. That's where the battle's won."