"I love blue cheese, and they hate it!"

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack."

"Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone!"

"Rupert: I'm not on the phone!"

"Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!"

"[angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOO…"

"We’ll be with you all in a while, and we promise to make you smile."

"Get ready for mush hour!"

"I went by our station on the way home... I like that sign. I think we're gonna be alright."

"[to Sonny about Lawrence Musgrove] You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!"