"If you ask me, the miracle isn't how each snowflake is perfectly formed. The real winter miracle is what can happen a…"

"So, today if you're wondering what to do next, try something new. Me. It's a snow day, Claire. Anything can happen."

"[upon seeing snow] SNOOOOWWWW!!!!!"

"You have the reflexes of a dead cow."

"Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets, and destiny. It's about...finding someone you can stand to be around for t…"

"I'm going. But, Claire, you gotta come with me. Hal's expecting you. I know, you hardly even know the guy. But...you …"

"[throwing snowballs at a billboard of Chad Symmonz] First one, my butt! Liar!! Liar!!"

"Zena Grey as Natalie"

"Chris Elliott as Roger "Snowplowman" Stubblefield"

"This is where it begins. Two atoms of hydrogen bond with a single atom of oxygen to form H2O, otherwise known as wate…"