"Ian: Hey, I was just kinda wondering... If you... WANNA PLAY DOLLS?"

"Ian: It appears I've been fired, but I deserve it because I've been sleeping with the producers wife."

"Ian: Oh my god dude, I've just got the best idea ever: let's play Spiderman!"

"Ian: What... What's this... Yup... Yup, I got shot."

"Anthony: But there were babies in the road!"

"Ian: Nice watch, gaywad..."

"Anthony: Ian..."

"Ian: Sweet! I've never seen a real life dead person before. Quick Anthony, take a picture of me with this dead chick!"

"Ian: He's dead?! NOOOOOOO!!!! You failed the class?!....NOOOO!!!! CHUCKY ISN'T REAL????....NOOOO!!!!!"

"Billy: But I'm growing hair... in my private place..."