"I´m walking down the street of my hometown. Pölsa has no fear, but he has a lot of beer, skål!."

"I had a little frog once. A little green frog, very cute. And I loved that frog very, very much. It meant everything …"

"Ich nicht Deutschland, go home!"

"[to his doctor] Can you get me a prettier nurse ?"

"All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!"

"There isn't enough penicillin in the world!"

"Eugenio Derbez as Leonardo Sullivan (Montenegro)"

"Anna Faris as Kate Sullivan"

"Eva Longoria as Theresa"

"Mel Rodriguez as Bobby"