"So Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' and I'm…"

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie."

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"I don't really care if you cry On the real you should've never lied Should've saw the way she looked me in my eyes Sh…"

"I said girl why you keep callin' I said girl why you keep callin' (yeah) She said I need new whip (yeah) 'Cause I kno…"

"the farmer takes Jill down the well & all the king's horses & all the king's men can't put that baby together again c…"

"death is where jimi hendrix is, where our revolution ended up."

"There has always been something wrong wif the tesses. The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint…"

""I'm tired," I says. She says, "I know you are, but you can't stop now Precious, you gotta push." And I do."

"this country might have been a pio neer land once. but. there ain't no mo indians blowing custer's mind with a differ…"