"Ein Buch ist Spiegel, aus dem kein Apostel herausgucken kann, wenn ein Affe hineinguckt."

"A buzzard took the monkey for a ride in the air The monkey thought that everything was on the square The buzzard trie…"

"Beauty, thou wild fantastic ape Who dost in every country change thy shape!"

"Every one has seen how jealous a dog is of his master's affection, if lavished on any other creature; and I have obse…"

"Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey."

"The ape, vilest of beasts, how like to us."

"The anger of an ape—the threat of a flatterer:—these deserve equal regard."

"The art does not belong to apes or angels, but to us. We deserve art that speaks to us as complete human beings. Why …"

"Monkeys, who very sensibly refrain from speech lest they should be set to earn their livings."

"Mein Gott! I would sooner collect life red devils than liddle monkey."