"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat i…"

"[Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"

"[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad. He's my stepdad."

"[repeated line, about his copy of Man Parrish's "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!"

"[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!"

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

"[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mi…"

"What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)"

"[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"

"(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe."