"[drunkenly] You again. I see that bald head of yours in my dreams. You had the nerve to ask me if I wazz a samurai. D…"

"What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've…"

"[After having rung the alarm] Don't be so scared! No bandits are coming. Look here, you idiots. We came all this way …"

"[To a bunch of kids laughing at his impression of Yohei] Hey! I'm gonna start charging admission, you know."

"You there, chewing the cud. Can you cut that out? This isn't a cow barn!"

"[Kikuchiyo shambles into Rikichi's stable where the farmer had been staying.] It's me. I'm sleeping here from now on.…"

"[to the village children]: Does any of you have a cute sister?"

"This baby... is me! This is exactly what happened to me! [He sobs]"

"I thought I told you to let us go, did I not? To think that instead you would choose your own death."

"Hey, everybody! Give your wives plenty of lovin' tonight, you hear?"