"We don't need no education."

"Dude, I service society by rocking. I’m out there on the front lines liberating people with my music. Rocking ain’t n…"

"[watching the clock, waiting for the end of the day] Yes! We did it! Gimme some of that, yeah, that's it. I will see …"

"Okay, Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am. And I have a headache, and the runs."

"(variation of George Bernard Shaw quote and earlier quoted verbatim in Annie Hall) Those who can’t do, teach. And tho…"

"The School of Rock. And we shall teach rock ‘n’ roll to the world."

"Now you played hard in here, people, and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. So let's just give this everyt…"

"I heard you in music class. You guys can really play. [angrily] Why didn't anyone tell me?!"

"[during end credits; to Zack, with his face contorted, after he performs a "face-melter" on his guitar] Dude, is my f…"

"We shall teach Rock and Roll to the world!"