"Rule 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on."

"Rule 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody."

"Rule 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins."

"Rule 5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart."

"Rule 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."

"Rule 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock."

"Rule 9. Never turn your back on an enemy."

"Rule 10. Sometimes the only way out is through... through the hull"

"Rule 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once."

"Rule 1. Pillage, then burn."