"Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everyt…"

"I called an open meeting of this institution this morning because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last descri…"

"Al Pacino - Lt. Col. Frank Slade"

"Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms"

"James Rebhorn - Mr. Trask"

"Gabrielle Anwar - Donna"

"Richard Venture - W.R. Slade"

"Bradley Whitford - Randy"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - George Willis, Jr."

"[the princess is asleep in his arms] Boy, are you lucky I was raised right. Or was I? Yeah, I guess I was."