"[Asked if she was bullied at school] I was never punched. I think verbal abuse is potentially worse than being punche…"

"I always wanted to be able to say I pay my electricity bill by telling cock jokes."

"[Q:] What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? [A:] I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it me…"

"[Asked "End of weekend dread?"] Monday is our Saturday, so no dread. Having different days off to the majority of peo…"

"I got divorced. I've got friends who got divorced and they did not do stand up – good to know it's not obligatory, bu…"

"I have more confidence in the charity which begins in the home and diverges into a large humanity, than in the worldw…"

"As the rolling stone gathers no moss, so the roving heart gathers no affections."

"A man may be as much a fool from the want of sensibility as the want of sense."

"The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality already sown within us; to develop, to…"

"Piety in art—poetry in art—Puseyism in art—let us be careful how we confound them."