"In space-blazing COLOR"

"Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!"

"Science-Fun-Fiction at its height!"

"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switc…"

"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Pranc…"

"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"

"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that San…"

"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"

"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flyin…"

"Santa Kidnapped by the Martians! Out-of-this-world fun 'n' action...as two Earth Kids are whisked away with him to Mars!"