"There are plenty of people who won’t tune in because a woman’s voice bothers their eardrums. Their ear canals can’t h…"

"There’s a lot of people sitting around in rooms discussing how to make it happen as opposed to just, like, doing it —…"

"Look, if you like the freedom to play violent video games, watch internet porn, and grow weed in your house without p…"

"Oh my God, conservatives, make up your minds about poor babies. We thought you wanted them to be born. Why else would…"

"As long as you want to keep playing whack-a-mole from hell, it is my solemn promise that I will keep picking up the m…"

"When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, bec…"

"Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literal…"

"On China and COVID-19: So our enemy made a virus on purpose that killed tons of people, broke our economy, broke our …"

"The right is taking books out of schools. Who cares, dude? That’s a states’ rights thing. That is between the parents…"

"On Charlie Kirk: He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? I don’t know. Wa…"