"Is it named after Michael Jordan?"

"Does this country really exist?"

"Is that a real country?"

"With all respect, why do you give crap countries a vote?"

"In Kazakhstan the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis."

"Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far."

"I is here standing outside the United Nations of Benetton. Which is where representatives from the three corners of t…"

"I is here with the geezer who was the Secretary-General of the United Nations. His name be none other than my man, Bo…"

"War! Huh? What is it good for? Well, for start? It sorts out who is the strongest out of the two countries. Also, you…"

"The moment I appeared the crowd started jeering and booing and shouting ‘faggot’ and spitting, I had hired a bodyguar…"