"Jeannine Bisignano - Hooker in Car"

"I want the rest of that money. His money, her money, it's my money. I've had to live with that squealing, corpulent, …"

"[introducing his wife's toy poodle to his new Doberman pinscher] Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!"

"[complaining about his wife's wealthy father] They pulled the plug on him. He wheezed and shook for about an hour and…"

"[answering the phone] Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here. Who is this? Well Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now. My di…"

"Oh my God! I've been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey!"

"So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argum…"

"A tale of two kidnappers who wanted to be merciless but turned out to be hopeless."

"Sam Stone's wife has just been kidnapped... And he doesn't want her back!"

"Bette Midler - Barbara Stone"