"You think your average juror is King Solomon? No! He's a roofer with a mortgage. He wants to go home and sit in his B…"

"Everybody has a secret they don't want you to find. Find it!"

"We like fat women, people!"

"Ah, I hate Baptists almost as much as I hate Democrats."

"You may be right, but the thing of it is, I don't give a shit. What's more... I never have."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this girl is an amateur. Do you understand? A dilettante. And I want this nonsense ended today!…"

"What do you hope to achieve if you win? You gonna bring Jacob Wood back to life? No. You just ensure that his wife go…"

"Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, e…"

"Henry Jankle: ...I was under the impression that we'd already purchased ourselves a verdict."

"Gentlemen, trials are too important to be left up to juries."