"There's nought, no doubt, so much the spirit calms As rum and true religion: thus it was."

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest-Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

"But why's the rum gone?.Oh. That's why."

"Hide the rum."

"I prefer rum... Rum's good."

"Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years."

""Rum's not drinking, it's surviving!"

""Rum," said I—happy to have found something I could talk about—"rum has very little to do with taste. It isn't just a…"

"We are Republicans and don't propose to leave our party and identify ourselves with the party whose antecedents are r…"

"One [martini] is all right, two is too many, three is not enough."