"There are only two divisions in the world to-day — human beings and Germans. And the German knows it. Human beings ha…"

"When you write `native, 'who do you mean? The Mahommedan who hates the Hindu; the Hindu who hates the Mahommedan; the…"

"San Francisco is a mad city—inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people, whose women are of a remarkable b…"

"For to admire an' for to see, For to be'old this world so wide— It never done no good to me, But I can't drop it if I…"

"India, as everyone knows, is divided equally between jungle, tigers, cobras, cholera, and sepoys"

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard b…"

"I've just read that I'm dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers."

"Our Indian Empire must be treated to a few lines by itself. It is not a Colony but a ‘Dependency of the Crown’. The e…"

"There is no middle way in this war. We do not doubt our ultimate victory any more than we doubt the justice of our ca…"

"Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear."