"Not only am I scared of big, strong men, I'm scared of mean little women. It's just little skinny men and nice big wo…"

"I stared down at the object in my lap. A skin-colored sphere the size of a giant beach ball, with breasts on top and …"

"It was funny. I knew I didn't want the bomb to be a success. But yet I'd spent so many years working around physics l…"

"“Now that’s a fib, I know,” said the black woman. “Is you folks preachers?”"

"It’s perfect, isn’t it? It just goes to show that everything I’ve ever said about religion is true. The sky’s the lim…"

"Anyone who’d volunteer for alien domination doesn’t really deserve to have his or her freedom."

"“I’ll wish for ten million more bucks while I’m at it.” “And immortality?” “No, no. I don’t want to live forever. Dea…"

"The surest way to be unhappy is try to be happy all the time."

"Even with omnividence and telepathy, I expect that, day in and day out, people won't actually change that much—not ev…"

"My real speciality is the mathematical analysis of Hilbert Space operators. But this was no time to come on like an i…"