"How hushed and still are earth and air, How lanquid 'neath the sun's firece ray- Drooping and faint flowers fair, On …"

"Thy soft-breathed hopes with magic might Have chased from my soul the shades of night"

"As an 'allocated Canadian' (for the National Women's Soccer League) I got to list three cities that I wanted to play …"

"I really don’t think about scoring, but instead think more about being dangerous."

"She has that special quality that I cannot teach; she is just there and knocks the ball in with head, chest, or foot."

"I just find Christmas so overwhelming. So if the CBC poll was taken during Christmas, no wonder people feel that way."

"They teach you that as an improviser you should never censor yourself. Whatever comes to your mind immediately, you s…"

"I've learned that if the human brain is told it can't have something, it then wants that thing more than anything in …"

"We tweak the jokes, and on our best nights, our audience keeps laughing. We don’t want to leave much room for them to…"

"It’s been a joy to write material for such a specific demographic."