"(as Tony Blair): "Look we believe Saddam has weapons of mass destruction. Now if we don't attack him, then he might n…"

"Bremner (as himself): "But let's be clear. We're talking about a country where there's no opposition. As leader he ca…"

"(as himself): "Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden are much like Nancy Dell'Olio and Ulrika Jonsson: they can't stand …"

"(as himself): "Multimedia? As far as I’m concerned, it’s reading with the radio on.""

"Death at the headlands, Hesiod, long ago Gave thee to drink of his unhonied wine: Now Boreas cannot reach thee lying …"

"I had to wrestle with myself – I fell in love with that show. I’ll miss it, but I was ready to move on"

"It’s loud. But it’s very cool and exciting to be in the middle of this huge thing – there’s haters, there’s lovers, i…"

"I would love to have the energy and the youth to be able to do this full time for the rest of my life, but my knees a…"

"You know when you get cast, at some point you are going to have to hand back that sonic screwdriver and it is all goi…"

"The fans are truly the final character and beating heart of this show"