"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."