"Now that you have 25 mouths screaming different curses and 50 feet running in different directions, you have a perfect simulation of every birth defect and psychological disorder known to science, and are ready for a grand adventure."
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Seanbaby (Sean Patrick Reiley), "Understanding the World of Warcraft Using Super Mario Bros", Cracked (16 July 2009)
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