"The cow's a gentle, patient soul, With milk she fills the flowing bowl. She's kind to babies, mean to flies, She has …"

"And here’s the happy, bounding flea — You cannot tell the he from she. The sexes look alike, you see; But she can tel…"

"The plural of goose is geese, But the plural of moose ain't meese, And the plural of noose ain't neese, But the plura…"

"In this mechanic age the skunk Inspires no terror — he's the bunk; For people in cars, Returning from bars, Quite fre…"

"The sacred ape, now, children, see. He's searching for the modest flea. If he should turn around we'd find He has no …"

"The little penguins look alike Even as Ike resembles Mike. They are so gentle and so nice God keeps these little bird…"

"In general appearance the is an extremely large and powerful fellow, with a beautiful head and speaking countenance, …"

"Very few of the old s interfere with the duties of their assistants, but there be men who seem to think you have mere…"

"Three days at , and up anchor again; our next place of call being . Every one has heard of the , who tried to beat th…"

"When I was a little boy at school, floundering through Herodotus, and getting double doses of fum-fum daily for my An…"