"The way he talked about race was so brutally honest and funny and unvarnished. It made me think that I had never enco…"

"Make sure the check you write to a charity doesn't pay for cruel experiments on animals. Your donation should help en…"

"Sick of hearing this shit about me not talking... not true... good days, bad days... but I still am a talkin motherfu…"

"They were brought out of Africa and into chains in America. Or they were born into slavery here. Yes, I am talking ab…"

"I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit."

"Let me tell you what really happened... Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed so…"

"Why me? Ten million motherfuckers freebasing, and I'm the one who blows up!"

"I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!"

"I went to penitentiary one time, not me personally, but me and Gene went there for a movie. "Arizona State Penitentia…"

"When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. Y…"