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"I know this thing with the Fed is eating you up inside but that doesn't mean you pack up your tent. We all make mista…"

"Let's play a game! What do you say?"

"I'm gonna get my applesauce back!"

"Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon! Blood in the urine: early indicator of a kidney failure! You shoul…"

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"This deal is going down tonight."

"Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."

"You know the police have nothing on him. Their hands are tied! This is where the Punisher comes in! That's why I beli…"