"You have mosquitoes. I have the Press."

"British women can't cook."

"I declare this thing open, whatever it is."

"The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined."

"It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a ve…"

"Education, journalism, technology, entertainment and business may also find better methods for their purpose than boo…"

"For conservation to be successful it is necessary to take into consideration that it is a characteristic of man that …"

"The conflict between instinct and reason has reached a critical stage in man's affairs, largely because the explosion…"

"Why then be concerned about the conservation of wildlife when for all practical purposes we would be much better off …"

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."