"I'm excited to be part of [Sexpo 2011]. Everyone has sex, it's meant to be fun."

"Painted using my penis instead of a brush. A short video of that performance will be sold with the painting."

"I started doing paintings of landscapes in private and wanted to show people what I could do, and to really do that, …"

"So one day at a friend's party, where there was plenty of alcohol, I decided to do a portrait of someone. And from th…"

"It is really fun, and a lot of people are fascinated by what I do, but it does get tiring because I cannot use my 'br…"

"Mayor Helen Zille has shrugged off the news that her portrait has been painted by an 'artist' who uses his penis as a…"

"This is a free country. A free society throws up these kinds of people, who exercise their freedom in unusual ways. A…"

"[Pricasso] has achieved a good likeness and I can't imagine how he painted it without brushes or conventional equipment."

"Still reeling from the buzzing of German-designed appliances, and desperately trying to find a stall that served coff…"

"I always saw people painting with their arms and feet and I didn't understand why anyone didn't paint with their penis."