"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply…"

"Template. [Turret: Hello?] Response. [Turret: Hello.]"

"Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." [subtitles read: "I'm serious;"] That's what it s…"

"Oh no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait, this next test does require some explanation. Let me give you the fast…"

"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would …"

"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises? [train horn] I'm sorry, I d…"

"Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save featur…"

"Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that. [beep] [Announce…"

"Warning: Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels."

"If the Enrichment center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please…"