"Eau de toilette, yeh, eau de toilette."

"Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I'm ax…"

"I know you ain't down there. Truth is you ain't here. Now, where ain't you? Where ain't me Swee'Pea?"

"If I was gonna be Swee'Pea's mother, I should've at least let Olive be his father. Or viska versa. I ain't man enough…"

"Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain't no doctors, but I knows when I'm losing me pa…"

"[singing] And I yam what I yam and I yam what I yam that I yam / And I gotta lotta muscle and I only gots one eye / A…"

"[to the Oyls when they enter the gambling den] Oh, what is this? A house of ill repukes? Ooh, who'd bring me infant t…"

"[cartoon version] Hey, what's this? One of Bluto's tricks? I'm in the wrong movie."

"[when Bluto sinks him during a fight] Goodnight, Irene!"

"[to a photo of his Pappy] Poppa. Pretty soon, you and me are going to be together again, huh? Yeah. Thirty years ain'…"