"Living with your daughter, Senator, would age any ape quickly."

"The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnu…"

"Extremism in defense of apes is no vice, Senator. Your ideas threaten our prosperity. The human problem cannot be sol…"

"Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist."

"Is there a soul in there?"

"So you want to be human? Then wear their mark!"

"How many times do I have to tell you? Wear your gloves when you handle humans!"

"The young ones make wonderful pets! But be sure you get rid of it by puberty. The one thing you don't want in your ho…"

"[in tie-in Pepsi commercial] Humans! Ha! You don't know your right from your left. An inferior species of primates. Y…"

"This one looked at me."