"Philadelphia now has only two attractions left: the and myself."

"It wasn't a baseball; it was a rock."

"Give me a mace and I'll drive the pumpkin down 's throat."

"St Louis fans will remember Bodie as the player Callahan called down so hard one Sunday at . Callahan walked to first…"

"Ping Bodie threatens to jump to the Feds. That is, he threatens the Feds."

"Even if the groundhog doesn't see his shadow, Ping Bodie's will be large enough to supply all purposes."

"Baseball will miss Ping Bodie, but baseball won't miss Ping as much as Ping used to miss the baseball."

"Italy's threat to join in the war was doubtless caused by the waiver affront offered to Ping Bodie."

"When Paul Swan claimed to be the most beautiful man in the world, there was no one to dispute him, as had jumped to t…"

"It's an impossibility to do much fence-busting up there; all the fences are concrete walls."