"I was one of the first people to almost actually vomit over hearing the use of the phrase "family values" and I pride…"

"I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility."

"I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole t…"

"By a peculiar logical inversion the Anglo-Saxon ruling class, its imitators, accomplices, and victims, have come to b…"

"When you're pregnant, you finally start reading ingredients on food. You start caring about yourself by accident, bec…"

"Once the Cosby thing happened, I was kind of like, anything I hold dear to me truth-wise could be untrue. I'm literal…"

"On China and COVID-19: So our enemy made a virus on purpose that killed tons of people, broke our economy, broke our …"

"The right is taking books out of schools. Who cares, dude? That’s a states’ rights thing. That is between the parents…"

"On Charlie Kirk: He was as close to not a hypocrite as I've seen in a while. Did he lie about stuff? I don’t know. Wa…"

"First off, everything is fair game. Nothing is sacred, especially the "sacred". And since the theme is critical think…"