"1. If I should remain in a persistent vegetative state for more than fifteen years, I would like someone to turn off …"

"Wednesday (as Pocahontas): You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced…"

"There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing mer…"

"And so I continue in borderline poverty, save for my one indulgence, no, my single absolute necessity: I take cabs. Y…"

"Whenever I stumble over my own feet, or blurt out a thought that makes no sense at all, or leave the house wearing on…"

"Would you end war? Create great Peace."

"To be a god First I must be a god-maker: We are what we create."

"Hearts starve as well as bodies: Give us Bread, but give us Roses."

"Up in the heights of the evening skies I see my City of Cities float In sunset’s golden and crimson dyes: I look, and…"

"They can only set free men free... And there is no need of that: Free men set themselves free."