"[talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing."
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a 2009 American action-comedy film starring Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, and Jayma Mays. It was released on January 16, 2009 by Columbia Pictures.
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