"Chucking Spunky Tunes In Your Tellybox"

"Behold the E4 Udderbelly! An Edinburgh Festival venue that's a ruddy inflatable cow!"

"Do I care? No I flipping well don't!"

"String 'em up and watch the piggies squeal!"

"Big Shiny Films in your Dinky Little Home"

"In 1885 we invented music television. We just didn't bother telling anybody."

"I Scream! You Scream! We all ruddy well Scream!"

"He's the popular high school jock. She's the geek nobody can be bothered to speak to. You'll never guess what happens…"

"Only we has got Six Chuffing Feet"

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"