"You better go shopping for that dog."

"It's hard to get burned out on doing a TV show."

"I would be surprised... if someone at CBS wasn't thinking that eventually Johnny's gonna retire and if we have somebo…"

"Television people have put blinders on and they absolutely refuse—and movie people too—to admit that they can have an…"

"A celebrity has just as much right to speak out as people who hold real jobs. This is America, after all, and you sho…"

"The most important political task facing the out-of-power party— the Democrats for now— is creating a villain to run …"

"Sexual scandals are especially effective against Republicans who can then also be accused of hypocrisy inasmuch as th…"

"Political pornography is not unlike the sexual kind: difficult to define, but you know it when you see it."

"I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends. Good night."

"That was my nickname in high school."