"Chapter One: The Campaign Begins: Ready, Set, Go to Hell"

"Chapter Two: The Abominable Showman: June 16, 2015"

"Chapter Three: The Horror! The Horror!"

"Chapter Four: A Huck So Unlike Finn: July 26, 2015"

"Chapter 27: I Endorse Hillary Clinton"

"It had never occurred to us that the Kremlin's new anti-booze campaign would apply to journalists. Now, that's a huma…"

"Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians."

"Moscow has changed. I was here in 1982, during the Brezhnev twilight, and things are better now. For instance, they'v…"

"Pain is the body's way of showing us we're bone-heads. A child growing up in an excessively safe environment may neve…"

"Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please."