"[to Bill] Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?"

"[to Ethel] Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"

"[to Norman] Don't be such an old poop!"

"That son of a bitch happens to be my husband."

"Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about some…"

"You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it."

"Chelsea, Norman is eighty years old. He has heart palpitations and trouble remembering things. Just when did you expe…"

"when life is at its finest...when love is at its fullest..."

"Katharine Hepburn – Ethel Thayer"

"Henry Fonda – Norman Thayer Jr."