"There is no time like the pleasant."

"Many are called but few get up."

"Diplomacy: Lying in state."

"My wife has a whim of iron."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's—she changes it oftener."

"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the mo…"

"Only the young die good."

"Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure."

"I don't recall your name, but your manners are familiar."

"Actresses will happen in the best-regulated families."