"[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

"Do I look 50 to you?"

"A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wak…"

"[to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me."

"(to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested."

"(to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetor…"

"[to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all …"

"[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?"

"[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him …"

"If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."