"Oh, you bastard! [sees a rubber ball, because his body has dog DNA]"

"You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get…"

"[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!"

"[To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you w…"

"Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute…"

"[Sherman, losing his intelligence, misspells "Shit" S-H-I-T-E] Oh, ho-ho-ho. My shite?"

"[after catching a rubber ball filled with youth formula] What the hell is that?! (Sherman: Who's dumb now?) Oh, Sherm…"

"Eddie Murphy Is The Klumps"

"Eddie Murphy - Professor Sherman Klump/Buddy Love/Mama Klump/Papa Klump/Ernie Klump/Grandma Klump"

"The Klumps are back!"