"All hail the conquering hero. My best friend betrayed me, so I shot him. Distracted by a kiss, I let the love of my l…"

"I remember the shock and... ...and nothing. Just the shock."

"...bright like a fantastically annoying firefly. Was it a firefly? I couldn't see any wings. I took a step back. It f…"

"'Tell me who I am.' 'Halloween,' she said. I'd been rooting against it, but when the word came, it was almost a relie…"

"Why did it have to be ? Why couldn't it have been hypermnesia? Or ? Or hypochondria?"

"Children know precious little, but that profound ignorance comes from profound innocence. People really mean to say t…"

"He was the epitome of acting out to get attention. I think everyone acknowledged his jokes as a kind of defense mecha…"

"And love, with a cursive capital 'L,' is merely sleight of hand, doled out by genetic edict in order to keep DNA flow…"

"'I thought I put a stake through your heart,' he said. 'I don't hold a grudge,' shrugged Doom."

"Of course you think someone's trying to kill you, Hal--death is your favorite subject. Why shouldn't someone be tryin…"