"But here's our friend José, who seizes her bridle. A wild homicidal glint gleams in his eye. He's mad and disgusted a…"

"One time, in Alexandria, in wicked Alexandria, Where nights were wild with revelry and life was but a game, There liv…"

"The monk says, "That's a joke on me, for that there dame to croak on me. I hadn't oughter passed her up the time I ha…"

"Jack Spink was fond of drink, His wife preferred to eat; For eats is eats and wets is wets And never the twain shall …"

"If a man builds a better mousetrap than his neighbor, the world will not only beat a path to his door, it will make n…"

"In Spain, where the courtly Castilian hidalgo twangs lightly each night his romantic guitar, Where the castanets clin…"

"On the isle of Pago Pago, land of palm trees, rice and sago, Where the Chinaman and Dago dwell with natives dusky hue…"

"Aye, think! Since time and life began, Your mind has only feared and slept; Of all the beasts they called you man Onl…"

"Would you end war? Create great Peace."

"To be a god First I must be a god-maker: We are what we create."