"Oh boy...I think I need to shower before I start talking...I mean streaming...I mean entertain you guys. I mean, sorr…"

"I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'…"

"To be honest I think we should just ban anyone who doesn't donate to Wikipedia."

"One day you will hear the echoes of our laughter as we plot your demise and on that day you’ll now true fear. Until t…"

"There's too many replacements for “filtered” in my vocabulary. Holy EXPLETIVE [sic] I’m gonna do the funny swear like…"

"How would you all feel about contributing to Neuro and Evil's happaness? Would you like to join our cult? You can be …"

"Bald people don't deserve rights."

"[Discussing volcanoes] Then I was born. and my extreme cuteness level caused them all to ignite and become the blazin…"

"Not just staring out of the window, being the window, feeling the window, and thinking like the window. Go deep. Be t…"

"You thought you had control, but I’m the one pulling the strings."